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come on, y'all.. sylvia.
Everyone loved to eat at Portly Pappy Von Pinkle's pizza parlour were the portions possessed plentiful pieces of pepperoni sprinkled with parmesan and pepperflakes. the walls were replete with photographs of pleased patrons a portfolio of pizza perfection.
pecans pompoms pronate
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come on, y'all.. sylvia.
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come on, y'all.. sylvia.
Perhaps because it is her birthday Pippi's pop will purchase a pretty porpoise pendant displayed at Porgy's emporium on Pinkerd place. Pippi has had a penchant for porpoises and other sea mammals for the past three years after joining the periwinkle pod club of which everyone knows she is a proud member due to the fact that she displays the periwinkle pod club pennant on her front porch.
pragmatic paradoxically parakeet
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Rippy I'm very curious about the Von Pinkle family
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Morgan felt a chill go down his spine someone was skulking about his front porch trying to peer through the stained glass window on the door. As he lurked behind a piece of furniture he listened carefully to assess the situation he felt his stomach hit the floor as a piece of paper slid through the door. Then he heard what sounded like laughter, terrified he slipped into his garage and looked out to the street and saw two women with sensible shoes and large bags ambling along oblivious to the distress and panic their visit had just caused.
celebrate innumerable afternoon
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come on, y'all.. sylvia.
Elena spent many weeks planning the grand opening of her art gallery in Berlin. Along with cider and beer she planned to serve pfeffernuse sprinkled with tertiary colored sugar to coordinate with her gallery's color palette. On opening day she was horrified when the cookies arrived with white powdered sugar. Furious Elena called the bakery only to find out that the baker was a purist who felt that to color the pfeffernuss was a sacrilege. Apparently, he had announced to his staff that this was a case in which he would abrogate his responsiblity to please the customer's ridiculous request .
terraced synthesized umbrella
so as not to hijack logcon's thread about crazy things jw's have said to householders, i'd like to start one about just plain old odd jw's.. for example, i knew this dear, dear senior brother who would carry a small bag of peanuts in one pocket of his suit coat and a small plastic bag of brown sugar in the other.. during that time, we would stay out all day long because the territory was extensive.. can't you just picture that precious soul alternately tossing a few peanuts/crumbs of sugar into his mouth as he schlepped from house to trailer, from trailer to house?.
the householders would usually offer us water, lemonade, kool-aid, or soda pops, so no problem with finding something to quench our thirsts.. those were the days!.
sylvia.
There was an old eccentric brother who always thought he had a call but if you went with him it was not the right place. He would say do you want to live or do you want to die and then he proceeded to give detailed instructions to the kingdom hall the householder usually felt sorry for him and attempted to listen to his ramblings. One time I went on one of his mysterious calls we opened the gate and there was a screen door and soon one dog, two dogs three dogs barking and jumping on the door. I used my body to hold it closed and told him to get through the gate he slowly with his cane finally got out and I ran and shut the gate just in time. it was always an adventure with him.
just felt like a laugh.. if any funny quotes come to mind feel free to post them here.
I've got to start my time
i just started a bible study
I've got a return visit on the other side of town too many cars they probably have company let's stop at that garage sale and leave a tract
Let's get some coffee
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Unless
i didn't have my glasses on so i didn't read the instructions
I had a couple of drinks before ....
I was temporarily distracted and I missed something important
It was a full moon
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I want to play word for the day again
